The confectionary add-on is probably a good trail marker because no self-respecting animal would eat it. I, of course, have no self-respect. Still waiting on my second delivery of six bags.
I was just about to click a win then I spied those gawd awful cornholes and did a screeching halt… Awk!! I still have six bags that NOBODY wants, can’t even give 'em away… I’ve even contemplated passing them out on that special night but then maybe not… it could create a yard full of charmin.
The flashlight is outstanding does everything a 30 dollar light does you can change modes without shutting it off and on just lightly tap the button on the battery cap, let’s get real the candy corn is obsolete in cpl weeks so then they will be in on every deal or given away to avoid shipping cost, I bought too many backpacks here to be interested but its a lovely deal this morning that no one is buying …
@CrashCat funny you should mention that. I actually asked Ferrara (Brach’s parent company) about the expiration date of the candy I received and based on the code printed on the packages they said it was expired: “The package code indicates that the product has expired. Please note that it is the stores [sic] responsibility to rotate their stock and pull any outdated packages to ensure freshness.” So, it seems that while the candy may be “new”, it probably shouldn’t still be sold.
I’m not sure if it is worth reaching out to Meh customer support about it or not.
Hilarious! Love the “that’s about it” line, distant and blocked view pictures, and “confectionery” reference. Well played Mehderators, very well played!
You lost me at Candy Corn. So sad, I could use a backpack and flashlight of Meh quality. But the Candy Corn, I have already been told no by so many people I have attempted to donate the other 4 bags of candy corn to. So keep your backpack, your flashlight
I can’t…I just can’t…take my eyes off Omaha CW affiliate KXVO’s own Dancing Pumpkin man…it’s as if Marcel Marceau & Michael Jackson had a baby…and he had an obsession with Halloween.
Bought it as soon I logged in. Fuck it. After this last week, after yesterday, I live not far from the north end NorCal fires. The #SulphurFire in Lake County, the #RedwoodFire with #TubbsFire near the southern edge of Lake Co. Yesterday afternoon: mountain lion sighted in the neighborhood: 3.9 quake in Redwood Valley: my uncle needed to go to ER for an infection. So yeah- after a week spent chasing down intel and huffing heavy smoke, a frivolous purchase to soothe me.
Has anyone at meh considered swapping out some of that fancy Texas air for candy corn? I’d love to receive my shipments nestled between bags of sweet, sweet confectionary treats.
Specs
What’s in the Box?
1x Flashlight
2x Bag of candy corn
1x Backpack
Pictures
Warranty
90 Day Mediocre
Estimated Delivery
Friday, Nov 11 - Tuesday, Nov 15
Wow candy corn included again —� what are the odds ???Corny meh very corny !
Weak…
@Stallion Saturday again. Week.
/buy
@ConAndLibrarian It worked! Your order number is: tantalizing-dangerous-face
/image tantalizing dangerous face
@mediocrebot what a perfect October order number!
@mediocrebot Well played, sir.
i’m not going to lie, i started cackling at confectionery accessories.
@vampje This is why I love Meh. I was cracking up at them hiding the candy corn. Lol… Nothing to see here…move along
Why’d you morons buy so much candy corn?
@Dizavid Candy corn is the new speaker dock.
I’m going on a limb to guess that tomorrow will be something sharp too.
@Dizavid I laugh at silly corners. Soon corners all puke. Moar for you ! Ha, ha,ha!
Is this a backpack or a candy corn delivery mechanism?
@norman8 Yes.
How much friggin candy corn do you guys have? Or is it the same 2 bags over and over again because no one wants them?
I can hardly wait until Meh offers Christmas stockings full of bags of candy corn.
@gertiestn Stop giving them ideas.
The confectionary add-on is probably a good trail marker because no self-respecting animal would eat it. I, of course, have no self-respect. Still waiting on my second delivery of six bags.
@sammydog01 but if bears realized that humans were on the other end of the trail they might at least follow it…
Mmm, sweetened confectionery, sounds delicious and nothing like candy corn.
/giphy hey wait a minute
Id buy a meh.com branded backpack!
@clonetek Me too! I love my Woot! ones.
This is my favorite running joke
Good going-Less than 1% buy rate.
The clickface looks like poop eyes.
Some would think it appropriate?
Somebody bought three of these? I’m not sure I believe that.
Who the heck bought all that damn candy corn that there’s still enough left to add it in to every item being offered every day?
@durkzilla I want to see the photos of the Meh warehouse packed with Candy Corn
Why didn’t you guys do this with the gummy bears?
@awk The gummy bears sold the first time.
I was just about to click a win then I spied those gawd awful cornholes and did a screeching halt… Awk!! I still have six bags that NOBODY wants, can’t even give 'em away… I’ve even contemplated passing them out on that special night but then maybe not… it could create a yard full of charmin.
@unkabob Yes?
Too bad that wasn’t a Halo flashlight or else I would have bought this.
If the flashlight is the same one as the last candy corn bundle it’s pretty good.
Y’all really tried to sneak that candy corn past people.
Classic, meh. Classic meh.
I have a tear running down my cheek from that writeup. How many synonyms for candy corn can there be?
Brilliant strategy! Make customers pay you to throw away the candy corn for you.
Candy corn. The herpes of the Halloween candy world. It gets really old really fast and is impossible to get rid of.
I’d pay $1000 is it was Brachs watermelon sparkles! Candy named after vegetables does not interest me. Might as well be carrot cake.
@gallogj Carrot cake is awesome.
@gallogj Corn is a grain, not a vegetable, unless you mean it in the same way as “animal, vegetable or mineral”- in which case, so is watermelon.
On the third day of Christmas
My true love sent to me
Three french hens
Two turtle doves
And a 18.5 oz. bag of candy corn…
All I want to know is: how much candy corb do they have?
@imzwho You can’t handle the truth.
I would of bought but…
Backpack $11
Flashlight $8
Candy corn -$19
Value: $0
Scary deal. Flash light and candy corn Condition: New, but backpack condition not mentioned - unknown…(x files theme music)…truth is out there…
@givemehdeal They stuff the backpack with Candy Corn, so technically it has been used.
Stop
trying
to
sell
candy
corn
@cpierce wait you’re saying you WANT the fuku’s to be laden with this stuff for eternity?
The flashlight is outstanding does everything a 30 dollar light does you can change modes without shutting it off and on just lightly tap the button on the battery cap, let’s get real the candy corn is obsolete in cpl weeks so then they will be in on every deal or given away to avoid shipping cost, I bought too many backpacks here to be interested but its a lovely deal this morning that no one is buying …
[Getting ready for Thanksgiving]
Can you really honestly describe the candy corn as New anymore?
@CrashCat funny you should mention that. I actually asked Ferrara (Brach’s parent company) about the expiration date of the candy I received and based on the code printed on the packages they said it was expired: “The package code indicates that the product has expired. Please note that it is the stores [sic] responsibility to rotate their stock and pull any outdated packages to ensure freshness.” So, it seems that while the candy may be “new”, it probably shouldn’t still be sold.
I’m not sure if it is worth reaching out to Meh customer support about it or not.
@psantora candy corn lasts far beyond the expiration date.
@RiotDemon While that may be true, this candy corn was billed as “Best if Sold by January 2018”. Best for who?
I just came to say that the ongoing saga of Meh trying to get rid of too much candy corn brings joy to my life.
Not pre-melted Kandy Korn, no buy.
bbf beat me to the ‘pre-melted’ comments, seems my expectations were similar.
/giphy melted-candy-corn
Hilarious! Love the “that’s about it” line, distant and blocked view pictures, and “confectionery” reference. Well played Mehderators, very well played!
I love you guys
Don’t ever change!
If I order now, will the candy corn arrive in time to throw it away before Halloween?
You lost me at Candy Corn. So sad, I could use a backpack and flashlight of Meh quality. But the Candy Corn, I have already been told no by so many people I have attempted to donate the other 4 bags of candy corn to. So keep your backpack, your flashlight
I am so glad they are including tri-color faux-grain maize facsimiles instead of candy corn. I just might buy some.
I almost bought the backpack just to get to the corn confection, but then saw slick deals:
https://slickdeals.net/share/iphone_app/t/10649112
Exactly how many boxes of candy corn do the worker need of Meh have? You guys have been trying to give that crap away for months!
Am I the only person who likes candy corn?
@12liny No-I Iove candy corn also. Unfortunately my diabetes doesn’t love it so I have to pick my sweets wisely.
I LOVE candy corn…
Candy corn is delicious, why do so many people not like it?
/image candy corn love
Mix candy corn with peanuts and it tastes like Payday.
@huntd Because a PayDay is basically HFCS and peanuts.
I am surprised that there are only 151 of us suckers that bought this deal. I am really excited about the backpack.
“Confectionery accessories.” Sneaky (?). I wonder how many more candy corn euphemisms we’ll go through before they’ve sold it all.
Helpful suggestions:
-sugar maize
-sweet “corn”
-imitation vegetables
-cavity corn
@YannaUsagi cavity corn. I like that.
Will the backpack fit a not-macbook-thin 15" laptop? I need a new laptop bag that isn’t one of these stupid trendy messenger bag styles.
I can’t…I just can’t…take my eyes off Omaha CW affiliate KXVO’s own Dancing Pumpkin man…it’s as if Marcel Marceau & Michael Jackson had a baby…and he had an obsession with Halloween.
@KillSw1tch this guy was on America’s Got Talent, correct? Thought he was not winning level, but definitely fun.
Bought it as soon I logged in. Fuck it. After this last week, after yesterday, I live not far from the north end NorCal fires. The #SulphurFire in Lake County, the #RedwoodFire with #TubbsFire near the southern edge of Lake Co. Yesterday afternoon: mountain lion sighted in the neighborhood: 3.9 quake in Redwood Valley: my uncle needed to go to ER for an infection. So yeah- after a week spent chasing down intel and huffing heavy smoke, a frivolous purchase to soothe me.
@kathologist I hope things get better for you.
I’m doing fine- it’s my community that’s taking another hit- 5 big fires in 3 yrs in Lake County.
Map of North end of NorCal Firestorms Saturday afternoon
Perfect Christmas gift for the burglar in my family that has a sweet tooth.
Has anyone at meh considered swapping out some of that fancy Texas air for candy corn? I’d love to receive my shipments nestled between bags of sweet, sweet confectionary treats.
Damn it
/buy
@therealjrn It worked! Your order number is: bushy-tantalizing-liquid
/image bushy tantalizing liquid
/buy
@candiedisilvio1 It worked! Your order number is: furry-fishy-macaw
/image furry fishy macaw
/buy
@skieslimit Sorry, the
/buycommand is currently only available to VMP members.@mediocrebot wha wha :sad trombone:
The poor will eat it.