b.ø.c. by Børn Crossbody Handbag
- Should we comment on the name of this bag
- No, probably not
A Meh-rathon of Sweet Meh-mories
This is a b.ø.c. by Børn Crossbody Handbag. You either know what that is, or can jump in the forum to ask other people about it.
Why aren’t we giving you more info? Well, we weren’t sure what to write for the Meh-rathon so we decided to look at some past Meh write-ups for inspiration. (You can find a random one here, if you want.) Unfortunately, all that did was make us nostalgic and maybe a little teary-eyed. And then the boss was all “Where’s the write-ups, writer dude?” and we panicked and… uhh… Please enjoy this classic write-up about an entirely different product! Also, feel free to share in the forum if you find one you liked or forgot about or missed entirely.
What is an impression toaster? It’s simple. It’s a toaster that impresses images onto your toast. So that usually drab unartistic slice of sour dough you eat with your eggs for breakfast? Now, it’s got a rainbow on it. Or a flower. Or some hearts. Or a smiley sun.
Is it a little corny? Sure. But c’mon. Isn’t this the exact time when you could use a corny pick-me-up every time you make yourself a BLT? Or, if not for you, might your kids get a kick out of it?
But, we need to reiterate: this is a simple two-slot toaster with four easily removable magnetic plates that make for some cute designs.
We want to be abundantly clear about this in case there are some amateur filmmakers out there. You see, with how similar they look, it would be easy to mis-construe this toaster for one of the wildly advanced gluten-effects machines used to create such stunning visuals as the ones in classics of the bread-cinema genre, such as:
- How To Lose A Rye In Ten Days;
- Collateroll;
- From Crust till Dawn;
- Wheat Joe Black;
- La Femme Pumpernnikita;
- We Ciabatta Zoo;
- Baguette Shorty;
- Dough Versus The Volcano;
- Naan in 60 Seconds;
- Loafie’s Choice;
- The Challahnted Mr. Ripley;
- and Focacc Me If You Can.
Again, this is not one of those machines. That’d be incredibly expensive, and honestly would only appeal to a niche audience of up-and-coming bread directors and cinematographers.
So, for the last time: what we’re selling here is a toaster that makes cute doodles on your toast for $19.
