Aukey PowerZeus 500 Portable 518Wh Power Supply
- Provides pure sine wave 110V AC just like mom makes back home
- 2x AC outlets total 500W max
- 2x USB-A, 1x USB-A (Quick Charge 3.0), and 1x USB-C (up to 18W PD) ports
You Probably Shouldn't Have
You might be thinking, “Say pal, where might I find myself one of those wacky IRK bags?” They are here, but there’s a catch, because we enjoy to both torment and reward you. I suggest you read that page carefully. Now, on with this mess:
“Happy Valentines Day, dear!”
“Oh, honey, you really didn’t have to get me anything…”
“Well, you know I’m just a SUPER thoughtful person. And believe me, you are gonna FLIP when you see what I got you.”
“Okay…”
“And here it is, your very own: Aukey PowerZeus 500 Portable 518Wh Power Supply!“
“How long have I waited for this moment…”
“Yep, I got you exactly what you asked for.”
“Finally, with the power of ZEUS, we will dethrone the pretender gods on Olympus! Cast down bastard children of Cronus and reclaim the glory of the TITANS!”
“It does seem like a nice power supply.”
“And it shall supply me with the power to bring them to their knees!”
“Haha, I’m sure you will, dear.”
