Too late It’s over

Anker PowerPort 24 Watt Charger with Two USB-A Ports and 3-Foot Lightning Cable

Sticking it to whoever thought wall chargers should default to one port
We could have so many more ports
Like two ports
Also it comes with a Lightning cable, because iPhones still use Lightning cables at present

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We've Created A Monster

Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.

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