Altec Lansing Sonic Boom Portable Waterproof Speaker (Refurbished)
- They say, on full moons, you can still hear her sing
- Also, on all other moons
- Because she recorded her singing, and you can play it through this Altec Lansing bluetooth speaker
- Model: L4N51N6-4-B01L
It's A Monster Mehsh: A Very Haunted Meh-rathon
When the door shuts behind you, you find yourself in a small mudroom. “Hello,” you call out. “Sorry to let myself in, but it’s starting to rain, and I’ve had some car trouble, and I was wondering if you had a phone I could use.”
You expect someone to respond. Or perhaps not. Perhaps you expect silence broken only by the patter of the rain outside mounting towards a more uniform white noise as it grows stronger.
Instead, you hear discordant singing.
You’ve heard stories of sailors being lured overboard by the sirens’ songs, acrid in their melodic sweetness, and you wonder momentarily if you have succumbed to something similar, if you’ve been lured here by some beastly beauty. But then you see the Altec Lansing Sonic Boom bluetooth speaker in the corner.
You breath a sigh of relief. It’s just a recording. And yet, it means you’re not alone. You proceed further into the house.
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Altec Lansing Sonic Boom Portable Waterproof Speaker (Refurbished) 8
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Meh Halloween 2019 25
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Monster you'd most like to have as a member of your book club. (tell us why in the comments, please) 65
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The Philatelists won the World Series! 5 -
it's a Monster Mehsh! 96 -
Uh oh. A Monster Meh-rathon. Just noticed Also, I smashed up my thumb 15 -
The Nationals Won the World Series 24 -
Meh Faces 20