Aicook Professional 1200-Watt 9-Speed Blender with Touch Screen
- It’s a great blender with a touchscreen
- Pre-programmed modes for nut butter, juice, smoothies and crushed ice
- Safety mechanics check for a secure lid and perfectly placed pitcher
You Probably Shouldn't Have
You might be thinking, “Say pal, where might I find myself one of those wacky IRK bags?” They are here, but there’s a catch, because we enjoy to both torment and reward you. I suggest you read that page carefully. Now, on with this mess:
“Happy Valentines Day, dear!”
“Oh, honey, you really didn’t have to get me anything…”
“Well, you know I’m just a SUPER thoughtful person. And believe me, you are gonna FLIP when you see what I got you.”
“Okay…”
“And here it is, your very own: Aicook Professional 1200-Watt 9-Speed Blender with Touch Screen!“
“No, I’m afraid this won’t do.”
“What? What do you mean?”
“My latest recipe requires the 10th Speed to succeed.”
“The 10th Speed?”
“Yes, the 10th Speed. Humanity long thought there to be only nine Speeds, forged at the birth of time and dispersed into a nascent universe. Little did they know that there was a 10th Speed, a Speed that sings to the Song of Ending, who pulls the stars from the sky as coarse dregs of bitter dark matter and plunges them into the seas.”
“Are we still talking about blenders?”
“We always have been. You’ve simply yet to open your eyes.”
