Adidas Sport Response by Monster Earbuds
- Made for exercise, sports, outdoor chores, and other physical endeavors
- Wedges itself in your ear like it owns the place
- Resists all the sweat you’re going to slosh over it
- Open to some ambient so you don’t get flattened by a steamroller or something
- Model: 128649-00 (that -00 ending is like a sharpened bicycle spoke stabbing our soul, why, WHY?)
You don't jog in a tuxedo.
You don’t mow the lawn wearing tasteful business casual. You don’t go to your pole-dancing class in your church underwear.
You wear certain clothes when you know you’re going to get sweaty. Why should your earbuds be any different?
When you’re exercising, you need earbuds suited to the damp conditions of your swampy ear canal. You need earbuds that lodge tenaciously amid the slickening walls of your ear. And if you’re out on the street, maybe you want to be able to hear a car coming up over your shoulder.
You don’t want to ruin your good ones by sliding them in there anyway. Who knows what havoc all that salty water could wreak if it seeps into your precious but insufficiently sealed “nice” earbuds?
These Adidas sports earbuds are optimized for all of this, in ways that your other earbuds are not. They stay in, they seal out sweat, and they don’t seal out ambient noise. They’re the right tool for the job.
Or maybe that doesn’t matter to you. In that case, we’ll try to find you a good deal on a jogging tuxedo.
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