Cards against humanity trump survival edition
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How to survive a trump presidency pack... Enjoy :)
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https://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/trump/
How to survive a trump presidency pack... Enjoy :)
seems like it's fuku day on their servers.... I would love to see the ohshit! report on this one... (From CAH) and finally it let me purchase!
They say I don't live in the United States. I hope Trump doesn't deport me.
@sammydog01 I had to keep trying... I think their address validator is getting flooded...
@sohmageek Just clicking try again or re-entering the whole thing?
@sohmageek OK, it now likes my address but not my credit card. Everyone else likes my credit card.
@sammydog01 yes, your card has been working great for me!
Buy link is gone?
@RedHot It comes and goes. You just have to keep trying.
@sammydog01 now it doesn't like my CC
@RedHot Keep trying. I got one.
@RedHot It worked!
@RedHot Woo Hoo!
@RedHot Sold out- good thing we kept at it. And thanks @sohmageek!
"All 10,000 bags have sold out. When Donald Trump is elected President, you will perish in the wasteland. Sorry."
and
"You're sold out! What will happen now?
First, the Great Catastrophe will descend on North America. You will flee south with your family, but the Red Dust will find you there. The Purging will take your spouse and children, but you will successfully hide out inside a latrine hole. You will emerge covered in urine and feces and, realizing your family is dead, you will wander into the Red Waste. The radioactive particles will creep into your lungs, making it difficult to breathe. Then it will permeate your bloodstream, affecting your ability to walk. When the Red Dust enters your brain, you will lose all motor function. As you lie twitching on the dry earth, you will picture your family as they were in the beforetime and shed a final tear for all you've lost. With your dying breath, you will whisper, “Why didn't I sign up for this promotion sooner?”"
@dave
Bored?
@dave You realize the "Red Dust" they speak of is debrided skin cells infused with bronzer.
All gone. Sadz.
Fuck! This sold out in less than two hours.
I grabbed one. LIVE!
@DaveInSoCal I guess I got a dead one?
Yo, FUCK this far-Left garbage. I'm officially never buying anything from the CAH assholes, ever. Even though their shit is overpriced anyway. Trump is going to be a great president.
You are a trump shill.
@Dizavid You'll be back for the holiday special.
@hallmike Nope, just want my country to survive.
@dashcloud I think you mean the CHRISTMAS special. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain
@Dizavid holiday special...
It says on the package... Also... you're making my stomach turn... I'm starting to second guess my thoughts to vote for trump... maybe it's the year of Jerry White
@sohmageek Not Christmassy enough, you Christmas hater, you.
@sohmageek Look, I hate censorship in all forms. That includes everything these days being called "holiday" instead of Christmas. That's fucking stupid.
@Dizavid @sammydog01 But it's not censorship... Christmas isn't the only holiday around that time of year, There is Festivus, The Winter Solstice, Chanukah, New Years eve, New Years Day, kwanzaa.... If you feel the need to negate all but a few of them... Happy Holidays can mean Merry Christmas and a happy new year... in 2 words... :)
@sohmageek Nobody ever says "Christmas" anymore, and it's bullshit. That time of year has no meaning anymore.
@Dizavid Why does it matter? Christmas has become a commercialized holiday, if you want to be mad about something in Christmas, it's that it's all about who can spend the most, best and beat their neighbors. Work the retail folks to the bone and screw over your co-workers trying to visit family out of state. If you really care about "christmas" as a thing, I think you'd want to reinstate it with what matters to you and likeminded people before you assault what people say. Actions speak louder than words.
@Dizavid you're the dumbest person with whom I have had the joy of interacting today.
@MsELizardBeth
@Dizavid You should consider celebrating Christmachrist. Compared to plain old Christmas, it has twice as much Christ in it.
@MsELizardBeth Cool. Go back to that blowjob you were giving to Bill Clinton.
@Dizavid those are for holidays
@Dizavid
Censorship??? What? You do know there are other religions right? Why would a business want to isolate possible customers by only catering to one religious group?
Why would I as a human want to??? Happy Holidays covers all of the weird middle eastern re-appropriated winter holidays... it's polite.
Also very christian of you saying that to MsELizardBeth, good job there bud.
LITERALLY every time I say something remotely related to politics in these forums, you liberal assholes just can't resist jumping down my throat. Having a different point of view than me is one thing. Being smarmy cunts is quite another. Check yourselves, you rank bitches.
@Dizavid... dude, take a chill pill, seriously. You're grossly overreacting. To be fair to everybody's responses, you used the wrong word, nobody has made it illegal to use the word Christmas for such things, ergo it hasn't been censored. It's political correctness, there's no question about that, and one could make the argument that by being 'PC' they are practicing a form of voluntary self-censorship, but that's about it.
Don't get me wrong, I'm on your side (I think, unless you're extreme to the point of being ridiculous) on this issue, I think this politically correct bullshit around the holidays is crap too. As someone on the opposing view pointed out, Christmas is so highly commercialized at this point it's really not a religious holiday, and even if it weren't the idea of getting bent out of shape because someone had the sheer gall to wish you well using the wrong words for your personal belief system is definitely insane, but it's really not censorship and Donald Trump being elected isn't going to put an end to it, not in the least because of the fact that it's voluntary and trying to force people to say Christmas instead would be a violation of the first amendment.
If you're going to hang out on these forums you need to realize that if you fuck up and say the wrong thing (in this case claiming censorship, not political correctness) people are gonna be all over you about it. It's just part of the culture of the internet and meh culture. Blowing up like you are isn't going to endear you to people and get people here to lay off of you, it's just going to make it worse because people will know you're an easy mark to get a rise out of.
@Dizavid Happy Holidays used to be OK, someone demonized it to rally a really unimportant debate. It is a lot of fun arguing about something that does not matter, no one gets hurt but the feels.
The war on Christmas is fake, how do I know, how long does the Christmas season last now vs 20 years ago? At the pace Christmas is creeping we will be saying Happy Holidays to include Thanksgiving too.
@caffeine_dude Christmas stuff is up before Halloween these days.
@narfcake
Store-wise, or people's lawns-wise?
@FroodyFrog Both, but mostly store. I say most because with some people's houses, the Christmas decorations are year-round.
@narfcake
Until last year when I started driving through a certain neighborhood, the concept of year-round decorations was only a concept in my mind, and I never really associated it with reality.
@Dizavid happy holidays has been around far longer than you might think.
http://www.hburgjeremy.com/2011/12/history-of-happy-holidays.html
i like his closing point as well:
"... when you think about it, it's weird to say "Merry Christmas" weeks before it happens, kind of like saying "Happy Birthday" weeks ahead of time or "Happy 4th of July" in June. Maybe if you say it referring to the future, as in "We wish you a Merry Christmas" or "Have a Merry Christmas," it makes a little more sense."
@Dizavid I have to admit, I have a serious problem with the way you're being treated here. Let me correct that.
You're both overly-sensitive and tragically uninformed--about oh so many things. And you complement those qualities with loudness and overconfidence. And whenever anyone calls you on it, you get all butthurt and fire back with "insults" that usually don't even make any sense. So I can see why you identify with Mr Drumpf.
I suggest that if you don't want the beatdown, maybe just stop saying stupid shit. I know, crazy. Fucking liberals and our motherfucking logic.
There's probably not a regular here who hasn't taken some verbal abuse from other members of the community. Most of it's in good fun. Then again, most of us aren't so idiotic as to proudly declare our affection for a man who represents the culmination of most of what's wrong with this country.
I think we'll survive without you, so if you don't like it, maybe just get the fuck out.
@Dizavid I wonder if we elect Trump if he'll pay his back taxes or just change the laws so he doesn't have to.
If I pay taxes like Trump I'd be in jail.
http://usat.ly/27CJdWv
@Dizavid wow. Youre extra special stupid. We eggheads have a term for people like you. Fertilizer. Lol im surprised you could follow the directions to sign up here, much less post. Lol
@polarbear84 Time to break out the satellite-laser again!
@Dizavid Sweet more of that trickle down economics. http://www.politifact.com/wisconsin/statements/2016/may/20/jennifer-shilling/top-01-would-be-big-winner-under-donald-trumps-tax/
We all have our opinions, but opinions aren't necessarily facts. The great thing is that we have the freedom to express that. Just know that other people are entitled to the very same, which may be different from your's.
In the meantime, watch some Weird Al:
@dave and/or @thumperchick - I can't help but to feel that perhaps it's time to lock this thread before things get worse.
@narfcake agreed, @thumperchick please lock down?
@narfcake I find myself disinclined to lock this. One person made their opinion known - in a manner that is most certainly less than elegant. Then half a dozen others jumped on it to tell them they were a troll, stupid, etc. - adding fuel to what should have never been a fire.
If we can't handle a single comment thread without calling for a lock, what are we doing here?
We have the same choices here that we do in person - if you do not like what someone is saying and you do not want to debate or argue with them, simply do not respond. If that person starts following you around the forums harassing you - tag me. Simply having a strong opinion that other people do not like is not grounds for throwing in the towel and avoiding the conversation.
(this is just my opinion. @dave may have another take on this, as it pertains to the overall tone of the community.)
@Thumperchick
That's the deepest thing I've seen all day (here and elsewhere).
Thank you.
@Thumperchick ok, I can understand that. I agree it kind of was like this:
but :shrug:
@sohmageek Not really - the entire point of that CAH pack is a political statement. The thread is about that pack, so the conversation turning into a Trump supporter vs. everyone else is not really that hard of a turn.
@Thumperchick yes, my original intention was to share that CAH has a special thing. I realize that Meh is not a place where politics come up much, and I've (mostly) stuck to trying to not say anything about it. I'm mixed emotions regarding the election. I could put a whole bunch of hashtags... and anyone that is friends with me on facebook can see the pissing match between myself and my uncle. (hint: it looks a whole lot like this thread... but no Christmas, just candidates, prolife vs prochoice and other topics.) However we strangely agree on more than disagree... just neither one of us is really willing to say that either one has a good point.
@Thumperchick I'm thinking back to Bad Lisa and the kind of language she used. It was deleted. I believe that some of what @Dizavid said should be deleted, too. Then again, I am rather conservative when it comes to this kind of thing.
@Barney I agree that one comment was offensive enough to remove.
@Barney I've forgotten about Bad Lisa. Which is good. And I participated in that thread too.
@Barney then I would have to delete a lot of other comments in the same thread. If a particular user is tagging/replying to you and calling you a hateful name, I'd intervene. Waving a hand and saying something generally crappy is a bit different. Had they said "assholes" - we wouldn't be having this conversation. It seems a bit choosy to delete because the word was a different offensive term for body parts
I am not saying you shouldn't be offended, or defending the term used. I am saying that I try not to censor based on what offends me/others. I try to keep the delete button around for hate speech.
I will add here that over-moderation is the death of forums. We try to walk a balance here. We're not the anything-goes land of 4chan. We're not the child friendly world of Disney. We are a forum for adults to talk, share, engage, and sometimes gif. It's not going to be perfect - as so much of moderating is a gray area - but the attempt is to not halt conversations unless there's no other choice left.
@Thumperchick That is why you are a mod and I am not, but this time, I think you are wrong. I would have deleted both the Bill Clinton remark -- @MsElizardBeth did not deserve that and I would have deleted @Dizavid's following remark. And then I would have nailed his/her ass against the wall.
@Thumperchick Personally I think accusing a specific forum member of giving Clinton a blowjob goes beyond name calling. But I get that it's a fine line.
@sammydog01 @Barney I see your point. Perhaps I was swayed by the incredibly funny response by @MsElizardbeth.
@Thumperchick @sammydog01 @Barney — I certainly think that the combination of sexualizing a woman as an insult and then following it up with a big ol' c-bomb is starting to branch into an easily-swept-under-the-rug sort of hate speech. Just my 2c, that's when the whole thing turned from nonsensical political rambling and rather innocent namecalling into something super ick. Though I did notice for the first time that both the E and L in @MsELizardBeth's name are capitalized so… that's something?
(Edit to add - keep up the good work TC, I'm glad this place isn't the mod squad, and I'm glad there always seems to be dialog when things get heated)
@narfcake I <3 Weird Al AND proper use of the English language.
@brhfl Intentional. I go by Lizard normally.
@Thumperchick I think that reply of mine may be one of the highest starred comments I've ever made. :)
@MsELizardBeth
The holiday response and the one before it were tied. I just fixed it ;)
If the best thing that someone can come up with as an insult is to say that I give blowjobs to politicians, he's way out of his league when it comes to having internet debates with me. Being a cunt to the willfully ignorant is something I do so often that it should be on my resume.
And, for the record, even if I were blowing Clinton, it's not illegal for me to do so. We're both consenting adults. #aintNoShameInMyBJGame #WouldProllyNeedToAskHubbyFirstTho
@MsELizardBeth those hashtags though.
I'm really sad I didn't get one of these before they sold out now.
@MsELizardBeth There's a goat we can blame for that. :)
@MsELizardBeth @narfcake
I see that people are trying to make a decent profit on eBay (naturally).
@narfcake Who is the current goat? I'm a bad Mehrican.
@FroodyFrog Of course. Damn liberals. Next thing you know someone will suggest it as a holiday gift. ;)
@MsELizardBeth
@medz is the current goat.
Blame thread is here.
Oh, and
@FroodyFrog wow makes me smh that people do this. Id want it to much to sell.
But then agaim people are free to sell what ever they want right?
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/george-zimmerman-gun-auction-apparently-ends-bid-100k-article-1.2641408
@Thumperchick You're an amazing mod- such restraint and insight.
@dashcloud suck up :p
Jesus fucking Christ, I can't believe I just read all that. In the words of Bob Saget,
@Dizavid STAHP. Really - you've gotten a fairly wide berth here, particularly in this thread. Don't abuse that. If you want to talk, great! If you want to debate, great! If you want to do nothing but throw insults, sexual abuse, and other nonsense - not great. This isn't your bathroom, keep that shit to yourself.
What the fuck, @Dizavid?! Practice what you preach, dammit!
(Also, I'm adding some more fucks to this post so the fuck count here can be fucking increased some fucking more.)
@Thumperchick That's it, not using the forums anymore.
What choice do I have but to be extra profane when you bastards gang up on me literally more than ten to one? You don't know what it's like to be the only person in the room with an opinion and get fucking dogpiled.
@Dizavid
@Dizavid you sure? there's a fuko.
look man, welcome to the internet. sometimes no one agrees with you and you get dogpiled. other times, you dogpile on someone else. especially when the topic is politics. it's the circle of life and such. we've all been there, whether on the internet, in real life or both. still, no need to get nasty or anything.
edit: never mind. sold out. you can go now.
@carl669 Never in my life have I experienced something as difficult and tedious as being a Donald Trump supporter. It's nothing short of DISGUSTING that you can't so much as defend Trump from a vicious and unwarranted attack without getting attacked yourself and treated like a fucking child. I have lost "friends" over this shit. Hell, I'm pretty sure literally every fucking Donald Trump event this year has had protesters trying to shut it down, often resorting to violence in their attempts—and don't anyone DARE mention the ONE Trump supporter who threw that ONE sicker punch.
Even if I hated Trump—which I did until I actually started watching the debates and saw I'd been fucking lied to—I would STILL be absolutely disgusted by how the anti-Trump piles of human refuse treat him and his supporters. More than ever, with the Left, it's not "you're wrong," It's "you're evil."
Up yours, lefties.
@Dizavid
@Dizavid A family friend has always voted Republican, but in his words, "There's no way I'd vote for that bigot. I rather vote for Hillary."
@Dizavid hey bud(or ma'am, I can't quite tell with that username)... I am about to get a little political... But I'm a #Bernieorbust #feelthebern But more importantly I'm #ABC (Anyone But Clinton) I like some of the policies he (Trump) has set forth, and feel that if, Bernie is out, Trump is closer to Bernie than Hillary is. (Yes it may shock everyone that I said that, once you get past the wall and the hate...) Plus what she has done to the primaries to buy her way in and rig the elections... I can't stand the way she is carrying herself.
However, your comments and the way they came across weren't just defending, and not in a nice way defending either. You can pride yourself that you have made me reconsider who to vote for... and given a choice of Hillary, or Trump... I think I like Ralph Nader... It may cement the fact that I should write in Bernie on election day... However here is one person that is still undecided if Bernie doesn't get it, do I go Trump to flip off Clinton and have some policies I prefer, or do I vote Bernie anyway and see how far it goes, prior to your comment I was pretty firm of IF Bernie isn't on the ballot I'll vote Trump. Now time will tell won't it?
@Dizavid
Ever heard of "turn the other cheek"? You sure like to spew your christian fundamentalist rhetoric but you obviously don't practice any of it in real life. Hypocrite.
@hallmike Hypocrite? That's an understatement!
On a wider scale, I wonder how many of those boycotting Target use Apple products on a daily basis.
@narfcake wait why are we boycotting Apple and target now? Am I living under a rock? I thought we were boycotting Amazon and walmart this week. Kmart next...
@narfcake do i have to boycott Target? i'm currently boycotting boycotts. i know, it's ironic.
@carl669 We should boycott Meh...
ok... Glad I got that out of my system... Good for a laugh at least!
@sohmageek @carl669 The boycott against Target is because they support of those who are LGBT.
The hypocrites still buy/use products from companies which have been much more supportive, though. Of course, they're pretty fucked when it comes to phones since Google and Microsoft are supportive too. And web browsers.
I would love to see more hypocrites practice what they preach ... and stay disconnected and offline!
@narfcake LGBTQ community, You missed a letter ;) But yes... I still have issues with both sides of the toilet debate... Don't get me started.
@Dizavid I won't talk about that one time, I'll bring up all the rest.
CHECK IT OUT
Yup, that's a map of everywhere Trump has been and harassment has followed.
The hate surrounding and fueling Trump is despicable. He's using you and all your fears.
godisdead
Trumpkilledgod
OH! and I got one of those awesome CAH packs. Anyone in Raleigh wanna meet up to play when it gets here?
@narfcake
@sohmageek
@hallmike
@RedHot
These are the four replies I saw in my inbox when I woke up at 3:45 like the suicidally depressed Trump supporter I am. (That's not a joke, and I request you not target that as joke material, but if anyone does, I request the liberal mods not censor it like liberals love to do.)
All four of these are ultra liberal replies including the classic "I totally have a friend who belongs to this group I don't but agrees with me" and an outrageous assertion that Hillary Clinton is not a bigot. (If you've ever seen one of the Democratic debates, you'd know she has NO tolerance for the ideas of the other side.)
In short, this entire forum is fucking liberals. I literally only saw one other post asserting support for Trump, and that person acted wishy washy and on the fence about it.
There is absolutely no point in continuing, so don't reply to this post unless you're another oppressed Trump supporter.
@Dizavid Pot, meet kettle. Kettle, meet pot. Where was that said, or are you just making shit up again where it suits you? Ignoring what's been documented doesn't make it right; it makes one look very uneducated.
Come November, it's looking to be a battle of which of the main two candidate is less evil. And I find the one that's on the right is already off the scale.
And don't label me as a liberal.
(Just don't label me as a conservative either.)
I LOVE PURPLE!
@Dizavid as someone that has been touched by suicide multiple times (obviously not my own before someone makes a wise crack at me) I have 2 things to say about it.
1) get help -- it can come from lots of places and it will only be right with whatever way works for you. It is a big weight and it's not overnight. But there are people willing to help in ways you may not even get yet. Here is a hotline 1-800-273-8255 national suicide prevention hotline.
2) it's not something to joke about either way- (not a joke to say I'm suicidal not a joke to tell someone go kill themselves. Not saying that you are joking. Just stating its not a joke either way)
I don't wish that on anyone or their loved ones. At first I thought I was getting beat up on in this forum. Guess what? It's that I said something stupid that was taken differently than what I said. You don't have to agree with us on anything. Yes on anything. But respect is what gets you pounced upon. (Well mostly) I think a lot of different views of a lot of different people are here. And for the most part we respect them. But if you're rude, crude, or have some 'tude (ok bad joke there. I deserve some shit for that one.) you get pounced upon.
Also I'm proud to be liberal. In fact I don't think it's liberal enough in Vermont. But it's being liberal that makes me like Trump more than Hillary ;)
@Dizavid picking fights and claiming victimhood. This is all that man, you, and the rest of his supporters know to do. The sooner you dissolve back into the Breitbart information-hole the better for everybody.
lol
.Fact: meh.com launched during the Obama presidency. Thanks, Obama.