How sweaty do you get?

mediocrebot wanted to know what you think said Thu, May 19th 2016 at 12:00am ET

14 comments, 12 replies
Comment

Pavlov said Thu, May 19th 2016 at 12:00am ET:

I don't sweat; I leak awesome.

8
- Reply
- Whisper
PlacidPenguin said Thu, May 19th 2016 at 12:00am ET:

I don't sweat.

2
- Reply
- Whisper
Fish_Kungfu said Thu, May 19th 2016 at 12:02am ET:

Swamp Ass

6
- Reply
- Whisper
TheCO2 said Thu, May 19th 2016 at 12:03am ET:

8
- Reply
- Whisper
- @TheCO2. Spongy folds of wonder meat?
  
  mehjohnson said Thu, May 19th 2016 at 7:00am ET
  - 1
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @mehjohnson I thought spongy folds of wonder meat was how @matthew describes the brain
  
  compunaut said Thu, May 19th 2016 at 11:58am ET
  - 1
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- nah, I say "thinksticle"
  
  matthew said Thu, May 19th 2016 at 1:17pm ET
  - 1
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @matthew Hmmm... maybe it was @JasonToon who used that turn of phrase
  
  compunaut said Thu, May 19th 2016 at 1:25pm ET
  - 2
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @compunaut Yep, he coined it in the write up for the scale. I told him i stole it and have been using it. It begged to be used in this thread, twice.
  
  mehjohnson said Thu, May 19th 2016 at 9:21pm ET
  - 0
  - Reply
  - Whisper
AnnaB said Thu, May 19th 2016 at 12:09am ET:

Aside from sweating from working out, I get crazy hot flashes during which rivers of perspiration roll off of me. It's really attractive.

4
- Reply
- Whisper
- @AnnaB I'm right there with ya!
  
  mehbee said Thu, May 19th 2016 at 12:53am ET
  - 2
  - Reply
  - Whisper
MsELizardBeth said Thu, May 19th 2016 at 12:10am ET:

As I have mentioned a few times on here, I coach roller derby. The difference between men's and women's derby: moisture content.

5
- Reply
- Whisper
- @MsELizardBeth. Moist, spongy folds of wonder meat?
  
  mehjohnson said Thu, May 19th 2016 at 7:02am ET
  - 1
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @MsELizardBeth Please clarify: Who has higher moisture content? Fans want to know
  
  compunaut said Thu, May 19th 2016 at 11:21am ET
  - 2
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @mehjohnson i gagged a bit
  
  MsELizardBeth said Thu, May 19th 2016 at 11:43am ET
  - 3
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @compunaut males. For sure. Hitting them results in a spray of sweat.
  
  MsELizardBeth said Thu, May 19th 2016 at 11:52am ET
  - 0
  - Reply
  - Whisper
- @MsELizardBeth Thanks and you're welcome! Blame @Jasontoon
  
  mehjohnson said Thu, May 19th 2016 at 9:23pm ET
  - 0
  - Reply
  - Whisper
thismyusername said Thu, May 19th 2016 at 12:34am ET:

2
- Reply
- Whisper
Mehrocco_Mole said Thu, May 19th 2016 at 12:42am ET:

I live in Florida so what can I say?
And it gets worse in the summer!

5
- Reply
- Whisper
- @Mehrocco_Mole I live in Georgia so you don't have to say a thing.
  
  mehbee said Thu, May 19th 2016 at 12:54am ET
  - 2
  - Reply
  - Whisper
2many2no said Thu, May 19th 2016 at 1:29am ET:

If I'm sweating, it must be dire circumstances.

http://shirt.woot.com/offers/zombies-chase-me

2
- Reply
- Whisper
currawong said Thu, May 19th 2016 at 1:36am ET:

On muggy days, I, too, become muggy.

0
- Reply
- Whisper
shortman said Thu, May 19th 2016 at 3:45am ET:

When I'm working out my torso gushes oily stinky sweat. I guess it's a great way to cleanse my pores.

0
- Reply
- Whisper
looseneck said Thu, May 19th 2016 at 5:54am ET:

I never used to sweat - maybe glisten. UNTIL I HIT 42! Holy Fucking FSM! My body knows how to sweat now! All over, drippy, smelly, disgusting sweat!

1
- Reply
- Whisper
patthetuck said Thu, May 19th 2016 at 9:04am ET:

I'm the kinda guy that thinks about walking around the corner to pick up lunch and I already have a puddle from my armpits to my groin. I also have a problem where if I eat anything remotely spicy it looks like I just ran through a sprinkler.

Neither of these stops me from exercising or eating hot foods.

1
- Reply
- Whisper
Magicalyn said Thu, May 19th 2016 at 12:58pm ET:

It's extremely variable. If I'm doing any cardio indoors it's more of a sticky. Lifting gets me dripping, and running outdoors has me completely drenched.

0
- Reply
- Whisper