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What’s the most Meh product Meh has ever offered?

Some would point to the time we sold a bunch of melted candy corn along with a knife. But others might say that this was an outstandingly stupid sale, and therefore does not correctly embody the shrug-emoji ethos of our name.

My own personal favorite most Meh product Meh has ever sold is the pod coffee machine with the bluetooth speaker built-in. Finally, not-so-great coffee with some not-so-great sound! What’s not to not-really-love?

Even this, though, feels a bit too brazen in its idiocy. The result is decidedly so-so, but the thought that led to it is a blinding fireball of corporate cynicism. “These stupid people love their stupid little pods and their stupid little songs. Put them together, and we’ll be rich, I tell you, rich!”

So, with all that being said, allow me to nominate a third candidate: these KIND bars for kids.

There’s nothing particularly ridiculous about them, but also there’s nothing remotely impressive, either.

Just take a look at some of the middling reviews we received on a previous sale:

@allthatisjosh said:

Bought last time, these are ok.

@djslack said:

Certified owner checking in. These are tasty. Not spectacular, but nothing wrong with them.

@whitelightertre said:

These are good. Bought them a while back and they are a bit tough, but not inedible. Don’t regret the purchase, but won’t buy again for many moons.

(Hey, whitelightertre, the sale where you posted this comment is from January of 2024. Been a few moons, my friend! Maybe time for a re-up?)

@Creefast22 said:

I bought these last time and they do last several months. As far as taste, well realize that you are buying them on Meh.com hence the meh tastiness.

Ok! Nothing wrong with them! Not inedible! Meh tastiness! Is this not the embodiment of everything our name stands for?

And yes, this is maybe not the most enticing sales pitch. But here’s the other thing that makes these the ultimate Meh product. We’re selling 99 of them for 20 bucks.

A pretty good deal for some pretty okay bars, if you ask us!