92-Pack: Better Battery Alkaline Carbon Neutral Batteries with Organizer

  • You get 44 AAs, 44 AAAs, and 4 9Vs (that’s a lot)
  • Once they’re dead, you send them back for responsible disposal
  • Are you happy now, Allen??
  • Looking for the IRK? It’s right here!
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Hyper-Targeted Gifting: A Meh-Rathon

Every offer today is an objectively outstanding gift for exactly one person on earth. But it’s probably sort of okay for a bunch of other people, too.

The Deal: Eco-conscious batteries

The Objectively Perfect Recipient: The vegan cousin coming to Thanksgiving

But Also Fine For: Anybody who feels a little bad about our casual destruction of Earth

So far today...

  • 193303 of you visited.
  • 37% on a phone, 1% on a tablet.
  • 314 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 30 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $1105 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?