6-Pack: WithCo Sweaterweather Cocktail Mixers
Our Take
- Enjoy a fall cocktail without the effort
- We promise, this isn’t shampoo
- Looking for the IRK? It’s over here !
An Exorcise In Sales: A Halloween Meh-rathon
“You see, it was during one of my many reading sessions that I happened upon an intriguing passage,” said the voice in the smoke, which now conformed to the rough shape of a man. “I learned a new incantation, one that would deliver me from this realm to one even further beyond it, a beautiful place of bliss and harmony. And I came to desire this deliverance beyond all else, even my escape from the room. Especially after seeing the fate of my predecessor, I knew I could not return to the land of the living. I knew my only way forward was out of this world entirely.”
“So, why haven’t you said it?” Chad asked.
“Because, Chad,” said the smoke man, “I cannot say it. In order for the incantation to take, it must be spoken by another, one who does not fear me.”
“It would probably be easier not to fear you,” Chad said, “if you weren’t made out of smoke.”
“But that is just the problem, Chad,” said the smoke man. “My human form does not exist outside of the human realm. What you are seeing is my essence.”
“Pardon my saying it,” Chad said, “but your essence looks angry.”
“And that is because it is, Chad,” said the smoke man.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
