6-Pack: Westek LED Puck Accent Lights
- A 2-pack of 3-piece LED light sets, so 6 lights altogether
- Up to 4 lights can be linked together – that’s right
- No fancy installation required, just plug them in
- Not super bright (80 lumens) thus “accent”
- Popular among the RV crowd for their low power consumption
- Model: LED33HBCC (Too rarely in our line of work as model review critics do we see examples that reference the product itself, own search results, and don’t rely on hyphens, so this gives us particular joy. Yes, ours is a sad, sad life.)
LED OCD
You’re at the supermarket. In your left hand you hold a 10-pack of hot dogs. In your right hand you hold an 8-pack of hot dog buns. Your soul itches with irritation.
Sound familiar? Brace yourself.
You can string together up to 4 of these LED accent lights, and we’re selling 2-packs of 3-piece sets, totally 6 lights. So you have a few options:
- String 4 together and the other 2 together separately
- String 2 together 3 times
- String none of them together and let each live lonely, solitary lives
- String all of them together and see what happens because well-behaved accent light installers rarely make history
- Buy two sets, totally 12 pieces, and string 4 of them together 3 times, soothing your compulsion but irritating the part of you that’s like, “We don’t need this many lights, what are you doing?”
- Buy 100 sets (using several fake accounts obvs), totaling 300 pieces, and create a Minecraft-like calculator using a series of logic gates:
- Take a deep breath and don’t worry. Everything’s going to be OK even if your under-counter lights aren’t strung together symmetrically
- Buy two packs of hot dog buns and use the extras for homemade croutons
- Don’t buy any lights, choosing instead to live in perpetual darkness. After many generations your descendants will lose their eyesight and then their eyes altogether like cavefish. They will be scorned and hated by those who live in “The Above” and driven deeper and deeper down into the darkness. Eventually they will pass from memory altogether and live on only in stories meant to frighten children.
See? It’s not as bad as you think.
