6-Pack: Keeps Extra Strength 5% Minoxidil for Men Topical Foam
- Extra Strength Minoxidil for your dwindling hair
- Tons of very positive reviews. Check ‘em
- Yes, it works for women too
- You get six bottles. (A six-month supply.)
- Does it come in effortless sunshine blonde? Only if you do.
Play for Keeps
Look, guys. You either care or you don’t.
When you start to thin out a little bit on top, there are a couple of ways you can go.
Maybe you don’t care. Ignore it. Maybe shave the sucker and be done with it.
On the other hand, maybe you care A LOT. And perhaps feel powerless to do anything about it.
Or maybe you look in the mirror and suffer some sort of weird hairstyle dysmorphia where you convince yourself that all manner of weird combovers or creative stylings or lucky hats are the real you after all.
Which is understandable. Because if you really care about your hair, it’s one of those things that can be very challenging to do anything about—at least until now.
Consider Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, and PayPal-era Elon Musk.
Three dudes of unimaginable means with various degrees of vanity and egomania. And yet—three terrible hairlines.
But only Musk seems like he was able to do anything about it, proof that having BILLIONS AND BILLIONS of dollars alone isn’t enough to make hair appear, but that you actually have to be the richest billionaire in the billionaire bad hair club to actually make it happen.
Maybe the really good hair regrowth stuff is in space. That would explain a lot, actually.
Anyway, that was then. All of those guys grew up during a period of late-night TV infomercials full of all manner of miracle hair cures, up to and including the one where you just kind of spray paint the top of your head in some vaguely hair-colored goop. It was madness. And none of it worked worth a damn, as far as we know.
But now? Now there’s Keeps.
Back in those infomercial days, there was no telling what was real and what was junk. How would you? Especially for something like that, where nobody was willing to even admit buying it, let alone let you know if it works or not.
Today, however, you can slog through 1,000s of online reviews for Keeps if you want to, and find enthusiastic testimonial after enthusiastic testimonial celebrating various degrees of success with regrowing hair.
What a time to be alive.
The stuff is legit, even if it is pretty pricey at retail. The good news is that we’re going to hook you up with six bottles, which is more than enough to get you up and running. (Running with the wind in your hair, obviously.)
Plus we know that all of you maniacs out there who will buy this stuff will probably also circle back to the forum at some point to tell us whether it worked for you or not.
Hey, speaking of that!
Get some Keeps. (Then tell us about it.)