6-Pack: Dinosaur Egg Slime (Assorted Colors)

  • You get six, which is a pretty good clutch
  • Wont make good omelets
  • Dino toy included!
  • Never dries out
  • No sticky residue
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A Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon

A couple weeks ago, we asked for your help with a Mad Libs project. Little did you know, you’d be helping us with our very first Hallmehrk Christmas Movie Meh-rathon! Check out what’s coming up next:

Is that Santa? Posing as a new member of famed musical group, The Squishy Graves? You better believe it! But he’s not here for stardom. He’s traveling the country trying to find his head elf, Lopothecary, who’s tired of making Dinosaur Egg Slimes and has run off to pursue a career in pants inspection. But there’s one thing no one considered: a sultry bedazzled cup tester portrayed by none other than Yahoo Serious. Will Santa return his head elf to the North Pole in time to save Christmas? Find out in… Rocking Around The Christmas Fart Muffler.

So far today...

  • 65113 of you visited.
  • 42% on a phone, 4% on a tablet.
  • 139 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 55 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $556 total.
  • (including shipping)

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