6-Pack: Birch Benders Keto Baked Goods & Frostings
- The mixes–blueberry muffins, brownies, vanilla cake, chocolate cake, and chocolate chip cookies–each have only 5 net carbs per serving
- The vanilla frosting has 1 gram of net carbs per serving
- The chocolate has 0 grams of net carbs per serving (which… how is that even possible???)
- Can it make a margarita: No, you’ll have to find something else to make your keto margs with
Work Smarter, Not Harder
On every long journey, there comes a time when one’s resolve is tested.
At mile 18 of a marathon, you start thinking, You know what would be nice right now? Not running anymore. At hour eight of your second day driving across the country, when the sun sets, all of the hotels on the roadside signs look more and more alluring, even if you had plans to go another 200 miles. And then, there were all those times at 3am in college, while pulling an all-nighter to write the paper due at noon, when you started to calculate just how much a zero would affect your grades for the class.
Well, for those of you on the Keto diet, you’re about to reach this point: a grueling stretch through the holidays when you will question your devotion to cutting carbs nearly every day.
Think it was hard to keep yourself from eating all your kids’ Halloween candy? Their mini Snickers and Reese’s Pumpkins? Friend, that shit’s health food in comparison to what lies ahead. Cookies. Pies. Yule logs. Fruitcakes. Gingerbread men. Mugs overflowing with sweet, delicious eggnog.
Still, we believe in you to stay strong!
Or, actually, we believe in you to stay smart and realistic. By which we mean: denial doesn’t work. You’re a human person and this is the holiday season. Pretending you don’t want sweets will only work for so long before, eventually, you cave and make some truly horrible decisions that jeopardize everything you’ve worked for, diet-wise. Which is why, if you want to maintain ketosis through November and December, you need to acknowledge how bad you want to eat sweets. And then you need to find some sweets to eat that are keto-friendly.
That’s what we’re offering today: an array of Keto-friendly baking mixes, including everything from brownies to chocolate or vanilla cupcakes to chocolate chip cookies to blueberry muffins (each with only 5 grams of net carbs per serving), and also some frostings too (with only 1 gram of net carbs per serving for the vanilla and 0 for the chocolate).
In other words, this stuff will allow you to indulge a little bit without forsaking your low-carb lifestyle.
So get some if you’re doing keto! And Godspeed through the holiday season.
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6-Pack: Birch Benders Keto Baked Goods & Frostings 60
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Hey, Pumpkin Pie 5
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Have you ever done the Keto diet? 15
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Halloween decorations seen in the wild 6 -
Something went terribly wrong 9 -
For those that are interested - Aldi Advent Calendars 28 -
How ‘bout dem Rangers??!! 26 -
Happy Dave Brubeck Day! 8