5-Pack: PGA Tour Airflux Mesh Caps
Our Take
- Hats in wild colors
- “What do you mean wild?”
- Colors Included: Caviar, Chili Pepper, Peacoat, Bright White, All Aboard
We've Created A Monster
Anyone else getting tired of the same old monsters. Dracula? More like Drab-ula! Zombies? A bunch of real zom-bozos! Werewolves? Get-the-hell-outta-here, wolves! Enough with the masked killers using gardening implements, with the typical ghosts and ghouls, and enough with the clowns! No, it’s about time we forge a bold new direction in horror. I’ve even roped in our own resident monster-sculptor @KoolHandJoe for his expert opinions on the matter. Let’s see what we’ve got.
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A creature breaks loose in an enclosed lab environment. With giant, freakish eyes and a monkey-like form, it looks almost like an alien. The beast secretes a strange toxin from its arms that can be deadly, but only if it reacts with the beast’s saliva. As scientists attempt to recapture the beast, its bite takes out a number of them. But here’s a twist: this is a real creature. It’s called the Slow Loris, and it exists.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
