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The Lost Summer: A Meh-rathon
Were you hoping to pick up some sea glass this summer?
Then we have great news: sea glass is just basic-ass glass that’s been in the ocean for a while. And so, if you think about it, every glass bottle is just “pre-sea glass.”
So why not pick up a 6-pack of beer-filled pre-sea glass? Or a jug of wine-filled pre-sea glass? Or a handle of bourbon-filled pre-sea glass? And then get inebriated. After all, is not intoxication the brain equivalent of sea glass’s hazy, opaque texture?
