5-Pack: Atomic Beam TapLights

  • You touch the light, they light up
  • You touch the light again, they turn off
  • Easy to stick to the wall or wherever
  • Takes 3 AAA batteries (not included)
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THE ORACULUM

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June 20th, 2032

The Ten of Pentacles is drawn.
That’s enough for a Pentacklebox!
Good sign for Pisces. Probably.

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