4-Pack: GO Belts With Expandable Pockets
Our Take
- Don’t call 'em fanny packs – they’re stretchy belts with pockets
- Or call them fanny packs, if you prefer
- They’re surprisingly stretchy and voluminous and can easily house a (mobile) phone
- Pretty nifty for carrying your keys while you run without the nuisance of jangling
- They fit size 24"-50" waist, which gives you an indication as to their elasticity
- Model: GOBELT (This is a model number in the same way that Santa-tracking NORAD is somehow an acronym for North American Aerospace defense Command)
The GIFs That Keep On GIFFING
You’re gonna need a bigger belt
No, no, a bigger belt — from all the holiday food you’ll eat going home.
“EAT GOING HOME,” we said. There’ll be nog, gravy, and chocolate everywhere, and your waistline will get long if you see ‘em.
Humbug. We’re just saying your old belt won’t be up to the task of containing your Yuletide girth. That is, unless you’re married to an controlling woman and your wife has her say.
It seems like maybe you got into the nog already. Why you being so goofy, yo?
You’re having to dig pretty deep into the filmography now. You should buy these belts because you’re going to get fat at Christmas. There, that should end all the confusion.
Sigh.
