1000 meh button clicks
21I’m just 10 away. What mediocre happening can I expect?
Will balloons fall from sky? Will I hear angels singing? Will I get a knighthood granted me by the King of Meh?
I’m sure I’m far from being the highest button clicker… What obscene number are you up to?
(In reality, I’ve probably clicked the meh button over 1000 times but it hasn’t always registered a click… especially in the early days)
Assuming one click doesn’t get registered between now and Xmas. I predict hitting the milestone on Xmas day. What a medicocre Xmas present to myself.
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The universe will ignore you.
Just like today.
Just like it does all of us.
It’s all very very personal
/giphy personal
I’m at 1414 which is really worth nothing except it just happens to be the square root of 2 million.
@cengland0 You’re 604 short.
1,414 x 1,414 = 1,999,396
@mike808 but it is the closest whole number representation to sqrt(2000000). I cannot get partial face clicks. If I had 1415, that would be over,;sqrt(2002225) which is a bust.
@cengland0 It’s still a little short.
… for a storm trooper.
@mike808 How about: int(1/sin(45)*1000)
@cengland0 I’m at 454, which isn’t the square or cube root of anything interesting. However, it is a palindromic number, it’s an even semiprime, is a member of the list of y-toothpick numbers, and is a member of the list of sums of n mod k, where k=1, 2, 3, …, n.
This and other gripping facts about 454 are available at the OEIS (https://oeis.org/search?q=454&language=english&go=Search), the Online Encyclopedia of Integer Sequences.
@cengland0 holy mother goat from space… Have you missed any days, or have you meh’d every day there has been?
I was late to the meh party… Meh had been going a while before I joined so I’m actually not sure how long it’s been around and what the max meh clicks are.
@OnionSoup I missed a couple in the beginning before anyone knew it was a thing. I think I made those up by clicking all the faces during the 3 mehrathans though.
@cengland0 ahhh… I’ve probably missed a bunch during the mehrathons.
I usually only get 4 or 5 clicks during a mehrathon.
@OnionSoup I forgot this image on my previous reply to your "holy mother goat from space."
Cripes, I’m only at 771. Makes me question my existence when I realize that means I’ve been coming here every single day for over two years to clicky face. SMH
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@ruouttaurmind I think they meant total, not in a row
@ruouttaurmind 771 in a row is pretty impressive. It usually doesn’t count a click once every hundred or so for me so I could never get to 771 in a row, unless I obsessively double checked back twice a day to make sure a click stuck.
@OnionSoup
Only inasmuch as it shines a beacon on my desperate attempt to maintain order through clicky faces?
This. 773 days ago I was the victim of the clicky face eating anomaly which has cursed many.
Yes, it’s true, I’ve been coming here every single day for over 3 years to clicky the face. Through illness, holidays, vacations, international travels, family crisis… I found a way to clicky.
Well, when you put it that way it sounds more like psychosis than good clean fun.
Actually, since I’m usually here before midnight to check the daily deal, double checking the clicky is pretty easy. I clicky at midnight when the deal posts, then at 11:55 or so the next night I “trust but verify” as I wait for 12 bells. Every once in a while I am delayed, and can’t check until after midnight (actually 9pm/10pm AZ time), so I’ve been fortunate. Except once, 773 days ago.
@spitfire6006006 In a row is all that counts. Ask anyone with OCD.
@ruouttaurmind I usually click the face on the computer in the livingroom then confirm it in the morning on the computer in the office. That avoids any cache issues that are probably the root cause of the face eating.
How does one view their stats?
@mike808 scroll to the bottom of the main page.
@mike808
/giphy face palm
@somf69
@mike808 Here’s more:
mike808 joined us 1227 days ago on August 7th, 2014.
mike808 is a casual meh acquaintance having placed 12 orders, clicked the meh button 576 times, and voted in 23 polls.
In the forum, mike808 is a nonstop, irrepressible chatterbox with 0 topics created, 464 comments, and 1156 replies. mike808 is pretty stingy when it comes to handing out likes to other people’s posts, having doled out 231 (for an altruism score of 0.1). mike808’s posts have received 3830 likes, including the 24 likes they gave themselves (ew).
@mike808
https://meh.com/@mike808
@sligett How does one find and undo self-stars past 30 days? Its really hard sometimes to press-hold the star to see who starred you vs not and starring yourself instead.
@mike808 I have no idea, but I’m sure we can blame the goat @therealjrn for something here.
I have a self-star from something. I don’t know what/where. Someone more mediocre than I may have an idea for you.
/giphy self-like
@sligett I have 4 self likes… Ew!
@sligett I picked up two myself from somewhere. Shit. My bad.
@mike808 You can use a computer to view your profile and fiddle with the filter to dial into “likes given” But eh, screw 'em if they can’t handle it.
@therealjrn it still only goes back 30 days. Beyond that, you’d have to manually search every thread you posted in to see what you starred. This is why when I see that I’ve liked stuff, I make sure within a week or two to go delete them. I’ve got two right now and it makes me feel icky.
@RiotDemon Yup. Too late to go find mine. You shouldn’t feel icky though, my Mom said it was perfectly natural.
@therealjrn just be sure she’s not in the room at the time.
You win free candy corn for life.
Sorry; blame the goat.
@sligett I hope so, I feel like I deserve candy corn for clicking that many times.
/ Disclaimer, I hate candy corn
@OnionSoup I talked to Bezos, he’s going to have your candy corn available for life. You might need to use @sligett’s login to get it.
1328 meh button clicks
1148 days in a row
longest streak: 1148
@cinoclav The year 1328 (MCCCXXVIII) was a leap year. One of the factors is 83 which is a semi-large prime number.
@cengland0
@BillLehecka
Your Clicky-Face Count?
/giphy count
@f00l 1388 meh button clicks
1257 days in a row
longest streak: 1257
I just hit 1000 this morning. Given my K status, I should have way more, but life. I’m a horrible person.
@lichme Now that is a perfect square root of 1 million.
So no balloons?
I hope they get balloons by time I hit 1000. I want balloons when I join the mīlle-high club.
@OnionSoup I don’t think that means what you think that means.
109 in 4 years. Doing pretttttty pretttttty good.
I have one in a row one
/giphy cocaine
I did it. Hit 1000. No balloons. Hit it in an unfortunate way. Instead of checking meh at 5 when I first wake up I’m checking it at 2:45 because I can’t fall back asleep.
In my sleep my toe must have twitched.
When my toe twitched a cat laying next to it decided to attack it.
When it attacked it that caused me by reflex to jerk my leg.
When my leg jerked it scared the cat and whilst fleeing it left a long scratch with its hindleg from ankle to little toe.
It’s bleeding.
No bandaid long enough so I’m sacrificing an old sock to soak up the blood.
Anyhow. Woke me up early and I hit 1000 when not able to fall back asleep.
/giphy cat attack
@OnionSoup Congratulations! Nobody ever said it was going to be easy or pain-free.
@OnionSoup
/giphy cat attack