36-Pack: NuGo Organic Dark Chocolate Protein Bars
- 24 Double Dark Chocolate and 12 Dark Chocolate Pomegranate
- OR 36 Double Dark Chocolate
- 10g of plant protein, vegan
You Probably Shouldn't Have
You might be thinking, “Say pal, where might I find myself one of those wacky IRK bags?” They are here, but there’s a catch, because we enjoy to both torment and reward you. I suggest you read that page carefully. Now, on with this mess:
“Happy Valentines Day, dear!”
“Oh, honey, you really didn’t have to get me anything…”
“Well, you know I’m just a SUPER thoughtful person. And believe me, you are gonna FLIP when you see what I got you.”
“Okay…”
“And here it is, your very own: 36-Pack NuGo Organic Dark Chocolate Protein Bars“
“Aw, honey, you didn’t have to go to the Dark Web to get me chocolate bars. You should only use the Dark Web for its practical purposes.”
“Practical purposes?”
“You know, buying things like hitmen, or selling secrets that could threaten the destabilization of a nationstate.”
“Dear, have you been inciting populist underclass revolutions in unstable foreign powers again?”
“Of course not. Not recently, at least.”
