Take two of these and call us in the morning.

How you feeling? A little cranky? A little crabby? If you’re one of those people who make the first ten or so posts in our product discussion every day, we bet you’re in a bad mood. Hey, we get it. It’s the end of a long day, you’ve been looking forward to the new Meh, and then we have the unabashed gallstones to present some product you’re not that into. It’s only natural to vent some rage in our direction.

Can we suggest something, though? For your sake, if not for ours? One time there were these people who were up late on an ecommerce forum and got pretty crabby. On top of everything else, there was a shipping issue with the product, as always seems to happen at that particular store.

But then they started getting their pillows and the mood changed like magic, or drugs. Things just turned so… nice. “FLUFFIEST PILLOWS EVER.” “They are great pillows, and we tend to be sort of picky about pillows.” “One of the best nights sleep I’ve had in a long time.” “I hope you run these again. My wife LOVES these.” “Really fluffy and comfy.”

Wow, those people sound happy, don’t they? What’s their secret? What do they have that you don’t?

It must be the pillows. There is absolutely no other possible reason for their shift in mood. Just do the math: people were crabby, then they got nice fluffy new pillows, then they were happy. It must be because changing pillows finally gave them a good night’s sleep. Correlation probably equals causation, as they say in the science racket.

Don’t you owe it to yourself to give it a try? Order these pillows. Put them on your bed. Then, the next evening you’re tired and cranky want to open up your spleen all over our forum - or your wife, or your kids, or your neighbors, or your cellmate - rest your head on these fluffy little sleep-clouds. Get a good night’s sleep first. We’re sure that in the morning, you’ll realize that last night’s Meh wasn’t so bad after all. Maybe even pretty good. Maybe even pretty great. You should probably buy it.

Of course, by then it’ll be sold out. FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU