3-Pack: Unsimply Stitched Men's Dress Socks Holiday Collection

  • Holiday socks
  • In May
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The Foot(?)-rathon(???)

Drink plenty of water, because we’re taking you through 26.2 miles of deals. It’s a marathon. It’s a meh-rathon. But mostly, it’s about your feet.


Sure, we’re not quite halfway into this thing, but we are HURTING right now. Don’t ask us if we’re okay!

We’re not okay.

We have been wheeling and dealing and slingin’ stacks of foot-related items for HOURS and do you want to know where we are right now?

We’re about to try and sell you holiday socks in damn May.

We don’t even know what the value proposition is for this. Are you going to buy them now because they’re a great deal and store them for the rest of the year? Are you going to wear them to the office in some sort of ironic display of style??

If you buy these, please do us a favor and tell us why and how and mostly why.

So far today...

  • 70274 of you visited.
  • 57% on a phone, 2% on a tablet.
  • 517 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 207 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $901 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

How many are you buying?