3-Pack: Unsimply Stitched Men's Dress Socks
- 6 different styles
- They all taste the same in the dark
The Foot(?)-rathon(???)
Drink plenty of water, because we’re taking you through 26.2 miles of deals. It’s a marathon. It’s a meh-rathon. But mostly, it’s about your feet.
Hey, remember those Christmas socks that we strongly implied that you shouldn’t buy, on account of it being May and all?
We’re feeling better now.
We respect your decision to maybe buy socks with little Christmas trees on them whenever you damn well please.
See also: rubber duckies and dollar signs and skulls and pirates and polka dots and hot air balloons and tasteful-by-comparison stripes.
You’ve been meh-rathoning for a while. Treat yourself to some goofy socks if that’s your thing.
