3-Pack: Speks Blots Stress/Stim Toys (Splotch, Slammer & Splatter)

  • Squeeze, slam, and squish your way to less stress
  • They’re also great fidget toys
  • Built really well, so you don’t have to worry about breaking them, no matter how stressed you are
  • How are they cute and ghostly: they aren’t, so for something that is, maybe head over to Mediocritee
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Stuff's Stressful

Things that might be stressing you out

  • The big presentation.
  • That they assigned the big presentation to someone else.
  • That they assigned the big presentation to someone else, but that person was too busy, so they assigned it to you, allowing you to feel both the stress of work plus the stress of inadequacy all at once.
  • The traffic moving too slow.
  • The traffic moving too fast.
  • The potential for the flight delay to ruin your connection.
  • The game you’re playing on your phone.
  • The concern that you’re maybe a little too invested in an IOS game.
  • The start of the workweek.
  • The end of the weekend.
  • The end of the workweek before a busy weekend.
  • Trying to figure out what to have for dinner.
  • Trying to figure out what to have for lunch.
  • Trying to figure out what to have as a mid-morning snack, something that won’t ruin your appetite but will tide you over so you don’t start your lunch at 10:30.
  • The fact that you messed up your midmorning snack, ate lunch at 10:30 in the morning, and now the second half of your day is almost twice as long as the first half.
  • The fact that you’re a grown adult and don’t understand how halves work.
  • The fear of being called out for a harmless choice of words—-such as calling the first part of your day a “half” even when it’s not equal to the second part—-by nerds on the internet.
  • The rain.
  • The lack of rain.
  • The fact that the rain will soon be replaced by snow.
  • The state of the world.
  • Just, you know, existing.

What to do when you’re stressed about one of these things:

  • Play with a cool stress toy. Like one of these.

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