3-Pack: LumaGear Sleek Aluminum Flashlight in Assorted Colors
Our Take
- You can never have too many flashlights
- At least, that’s what we’re banking on, as a business
- Model: LUM4634R-W3-60
A Stir-Crazy Meh-rathon
TIP FOR THE HOMEBOUND: Measure the passing of time!
Is it Monday? Or Tuesday? Or is it actually Friday?
It’s hard to tell these days. That’s why we recommend measuring the passing of each week, by starting Mondays as a caveman–naked, dirty, amazed by fire–and then move to eating pigeon and lighting your house with only candles on Tuesday. Keep making these minor changes each day until by Sunday you’re wearing a sleek silicone body suit, eating laser-chicken, and using futuristic looking flashlights to explore this “fully preserved domicile from the early 2020s.”
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
