3-Pack: LumaGear Sleek Aluminum Flashlight in Assorted Colors

  • You can never have too many flashlights
  • At least, that’s what we’re banking on, as a business
  • Model: LUM4634R-W3-60
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TIP FOR THE HOMEBOUND: Measure the passing of time!

Is it Monday? Or Tuesday? Or is it actually Friday?

It’s hard to tell these days. That’s why we recommend measuring the passing of each week, by starting Mondays as a caveman–naked, dirty, amazed by fire–and then move to eating pigeon and lighting your house with only candles on Tuesday. Keep making these minor changes each day until by Sunday you’re wearing a sleek silicone body suit, eating laser-chicken, and using futuristic looking flashlights to explore this “fully preserved domicile from the early 2020s.”

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