3-Pack: Crabtree & Evelyn Hand Cream
- Choose between 3-packs of the Rose Satin or Citron & Coriander hand creams
- Or get 2 of the Rose Satin and 1 of the Citron & Coriander
- Only 5 dollars
- Can they make a margarita: Absolutely not, they’re not for drinking
Five! Bucks!
For $5 you get:
- A 3-pack of Crabtree & Evelyn Rose Satin Travel Size Hand Creams;
OR!
- A 3-pack of Crabtree & Evelyn Citron & Coriander Hand Creams;
OR!
- A 2-pack of Crabtree & Evelyn Rose Satin Travel Size Hand Creams and a tube of Crabtree & Evelyn Citron & Coriander Hand Cream.
Don’t ask about the punctuation and/or capitalization choices above. We really just went with our gut here, okay? And that’s what you should do: listen to your gut.
Because your brain? It’ll lead you astray in this case. It’ll say: “Let’s think about it and come back later.” Or it’ll say: “Do you even use hand cream that often?” Or it’ll say: “Do you use hand cream, like, ever?”
But your gut? Your gut will say: “Five bucks?!”
And, this is one of those rare cases where your gut is right. Because think about it. If you get these and become a total hand cream freak, that’s awesome! You only spent five bucks! But, if you get them and use them occasionally, maybe even just a few times a year, when your hands get super dry and brittle, that’s also awesome! You only spent five bucks!
And if you get them and hate them and give them away or just throw them in the trash? Again, you only spent five bucks.
Think of all the times you’ve spent five dollars or more on absolutely nothing. The wrong ingredient at the grocery store that proceeded to go bad in the fridge. Parking in the garage across from the restaurant that turned out to be closed. That streaming service you pay for but haven’t watched in 8 months.
You’re throwing away money all the time. And we don’t want you to stop. We just want you to throw it away with us once in a while. Is that too much to ask?
Except maybe it won’t be throwing it away. Again, maybe you’ll love this stuff.
In conclusion: FIVE BUCKS!
