Own Your Style (Above the Eyebrows at Least)

There’s a fine line between being a person who wears a beanie and being a beanie person. Usually this comes down to the individual discretion of the person in question.

Did you wear a beanie to work today because it was extra chilly when you were clearing snow off of your car this morning? You’re probably a person in a beanie.

Have you worn a beanie to work every day for the last three years because you don’t have to style your hair and nobody can see your wireless earbuds under there? Beanie person.

Do you own some beanies that you deploy as needed depending on weather and style? Sounds like probably still just a person who wears a beanie.

But do you have a weird number of identical beanies all lined up in something that’s become your beanie drawer? You’re a beanie person.

You get the idea.

But as any beanie person can tell you, today’s deal does not include traditional beanie person beanies. Because look at them.

They’re…kind of nice. Depending on your specific selection, there are fashionable little details available. There’s that cool knit texture design that looks kind of like those “S” chains everybody used to draw in middle school. There are poofs for the top if you’re into poofs on the top. There are subtle color options—the kind that complement the nuance of an outfit rather than just being a standard primary color that everyone has come to associate with a beanie person’s weirdly beanie-centric personality.

So if you need some beanies to keep your head warm without being a weirdo about it, today’s deal is for you. (Especially since you’re getting three for $9.99–pretty rad.)

But what if you ARE kind of a weirdo about it? Yes, we’re back to you, beanie people. It’s probably time to backbench your go-to beanie in favor of some winter styles that might even make people mistake you for a regular citizen who happens to have a warm hat on their head.

We’ve got options for women, options for men, and options for everyone who fails to understand how a cozy hat needed to turn into a whole gendered thing in the first place. (Why is a poof made of faux fur considered feminine and a poof made from MANLY yarn considered masculine? That must be VERY manly yarn.

Anyway—great beanies, great price, no matter what percentage of your personality you want your knit hat to be.