25lb Bag of Heartland Great Northern Dry Beans
- If you ate a pound of beans a day, you’d make it almost a month
- (You won’t eat a pound of beans a day)
Meh-ddling Kids: A Very Mysterious Meh-rathon
“You mean to say I imagined him?” Farmer Jenkins cried. “Cuz I’m sure as sunshine he was standing right there. I saw him with my own eyes.”
“You did,” Jenny said. “What I mean is that what you saw was no ghost. Because last time I checked–” she pointed to some sneaker marks in the dirt–“ghosts don’t leave footprints.”