2-Pack: Wise Owl Outfitters Quick-Dry Towels with Washcloths

  • Very tiny when stored
  • Very absorbent when deployed
  • Keep a couple in the car!
  • Looking for the IRK? It’s right here!
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Hyper-Targeted Gifting: A Meh-Rathon

Every offer today is an objectively outstanding gift for exactly one person on earth. But it’s probably sort of okay for a bunch of other people, too.

The Deal: Elite towels

The Objectively Perfect Recipient: Your buddy who always gets soaking wet on hikes and ends up dripping all over your car on the way home.

But Also Fine For: Swimmers, mountain bikers, beach-goers, etc.

So far today...

  • 193303 of you visited.
  • 37% on a phone, 1% on a tablet.
  • 317 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 95 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $1164 total.
  • (including shipping)

Who's buying this crap?

How many are you buying?