2-Pack: TYLT 24oz Power Water Bottle with Built-In Phone Chargers
Our Take
- They hold water
- They charge phones
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Two-Packs of Horror: An April Fools’ Meh-rathon
Josh’s pitch
[Saw Voice] “Let’s play a game. In this box, the phone charger you need to dial for help. In the other, the water you need to survive until someone gets here. The prank is lethal. But the choice is your–oh what do you mean you have a water bottle that also charges your phone, I hate the 2020s so fucking much, just forget the whole thing.”
But because the franchise will never die, let’s call this one… April Fools!
Sean’s pitch
“Get this,” said Gary. “What if we make a water bottle that charges phones?”
He meant it as an April Fools’ Day joke.
But they took him seriously.
Now, his life is a never-ending string of meetings about a water bottle that’s also a power bank. Which sounds like a horror movie to me. A horror movie called… April Fools!
We can all agree, April Fools’ Day is awful on the internet. So we decided, why not make April Fools’ Day more like Halloween? It’s simple. All day long, we’ve got two-packs of products and two pitches for April-Fools’-Day-themed horror movies based on said products. So stick around for great deals and, frankly, terrible movie ideas.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
