2-Pack: TYLT 24oz Power Bottle 2.0 with Wireless Charging Power Bank
- They’re water bottles that keep stuff cold for up to 26 hours and hot for up to 17 hours
- They have 5700mAh power banks that unscrew and wirelessly charge your phone (or via the included USB-C cable)
- Why? WHY NOT!
- Arrives by Christmas!
- Can they make a margarita: No, but they can keep a margarita cold and also juice up your phone so you can safely call an UBER
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We know, we know.
Water bottles? With built-in 5700mAh power banks?
That’s pretty silly!
But what would you say if we told you that it’s not that simple? What would you say if we told these aren’t just two things slapped together willy-nilly? What would you say if we told you these things actually have a bunch of intuitive uses that make perfect sense?
If you would say, “I don’t believe you,” that would be correct. These really are just a couple water bottles with power banks built into them for some reason.
And we can get away with this kind of honesty for one simple reason: because we’re selling two of them. For twenty dollars. Total. Now, maybe we’d have to employ a bit more marketing speak were we to offer A SINGLE BOTTLE for ALMOST FIFTY DOLLARS. Like Amazon. But we’re not.
No, again, you’re looking at ten bucks per from us, which means we can be real straightforward here and say: it’s sort of a silly mash-up, but the one time you’re riding the bus home from work and your phone starts to die and you curse the universe before remembering, Oh shit, my water bottle can solve this problem, it will all have been worth it.
‘All’ being, once again, twenty dollars. For two of them.
But you know what’s better than spending twenty bucks? Spending zero. Which is what your friend or family member will experience when you gift them your extra bottle for Christmas this year. This poor, sweet, innocent soul will have taken no time to do any sort of cost-benefit analysis, and therefore, will see this thing and say, “Whoa! Neat! I like staying hydrated and hate when my phone dies at inopportune times. This is great. Thank you!”
You’ll be a goddamn hero is what we’re saying. So buy the bottles, people.
