2-Pack: Thrive 291-piece First Aid Kits
- You can injure yourself in a million stupid ways
- These have the stuff to help treat those injuries
- Two of them: one for the kitchen, one for somewhere else
- Can it make a margarita: No, but it can help when you try slicing limes for margaritas when you’re too lazy to take out a cutting board (trust me: I speak from experience)
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Last time we sold this first aid kit, the top comment came from @docflash:
I’ve been an MD for half a century, and have practiced and taught emergency medicine. A first aid kit is worth having! The pro tip: KEEP IT IN THE KITCHEN!
For proof of why this is such good advice, one need look no further than the comments from that day’s poll regarding minor yet frustrating injuries. @Jasonallers chose the “something else” option and wrote:
Mandolin slicer
To which @catthegreat replied:
oooofahhhhh so many people i know have lost fingertips that way
Providing evidence of this assertion, @PhysAssist chimed in:
At least we knew where mine went [into the sliced potatoes] and were able to inter it appropriately [in the trash], and since the potatoes were part of the dinner which was just for the 2 of us, we just rinsed them off and cooked them as usual.
Their partner was apparently not so lucky. Her finger chip–as PhysAssist assured us its called–flew off never to be found. “It was presumed to have been scarfed by one of our resident canines,” they added. Hey, at least no clean-up required, right?
Wrong.
BTW, our mandolin has a ceramic blade, which is apparently still [more than] razor sharp and because it cut so cleanly, the little blood vessels don’t spasm closed, so bleeding is profuse when it cuts you [us].
All of this brings ups back to the initial suggestion from @docflash: buy these and keep one in the kitchen.
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