2-Pack: Sofft Compression Mid-Thigh Short








Our Take
- Dress to compress
- If you want to know more, see photo
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!

Bad Valentine: A Meh-rathon
Giving a 2-pack of Soft Compression Mid-Thigh Shorts as a belated Valentine’s Day gift
What you want it to say: “I may have forgotten Valentine’s Day, but now you can feel my embrace always!”
What it actually says: “I’m trying to cover my butt with something that covers your butt.”
Did you forget V-Day this year? Don’t worry. We’ve got you covered with a Meh-rathon of make-up gifts! Are they romantic? That depends. Do you find robot vacuum cleaners, antiperspirant spray, and lube romantic? Guess you’ll just have to stick around and see what we have to offer!
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.