2-Pack: Self-Cleaning Bidet Attachment by Dude Products
- Like toilet paper made out of water
- Yes, Dude is the brand name
- This way to the IRK
Tricky "Treats": a Meh-rathon
“But I don’t want a bidet attachment,” said the girl dressed as a ghost. “I want candy.”
“That’s what you think now,” said Mrs. Herring. “But trust me, if you eat too much candy or some of it doesn’t sit quite right with you, you’ll be happy you have this thing! Now run along! You’re not the only one I’ve gotta teach about post-potty hygiene this Halloween.”
Follow along all day for great deals on products you could (technically) hand out on Halloween!