2-Pack: SecureBright 9-in-1 Emergency Tools with Flashlights

  • It’s a flashlight
  • It’s an emergency light
  • It’s a seatbelt cutter and window breaker
  • It’s got a hook for hanging and magnets for… magnetizing
  • Helpful in a pinch
  • You get TWO of them
  • Model: TH3-L16HT-5TUFF
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An Instructional Meh-rathon

Listen, instruction manuals are pretty intuitive. I mean, they’re designed to be. But wouldn’t you know it, there’s always one step that makes me go, “Huh?” I don’t know. Maybe I’m just stupid. It probably doesn’t help that I dropped a bunch of these manuals into a paper shredder, including the one I needed. I pieced it back together, but this is what I’ve got…

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Step 132
“Put the user’s finger into the rubber cushions of the clip.”

Make sure they are aware first.

Kind of awkward if they aren’t.

Especially if they’re expecting something like a ring.

Not that I had any experience…

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