2-Pack: Rechargeable Bug Zapper Swatters
- You swat
- They zap
- Don’t forget the IRK!
Twinning: a 2-pack Meh-rathon
“For everything,” Laney said. “Before Gil or whatever his name is now unzipped his human shape and became an alien–before you arrived at the ship at all–he said some things about how all of us twins have been acting. And sure, it was kind of a lecture. And sure, it dragged on and on and on–”
“Oh give me a break!” Cork Muldoon called from behind a nearby crate before rising to shoot a few laser shots and then ducking again to avoid return fire.
“But, I saw his meaning,” Laney said. “As the bad twin, I always thought I was being cool and subversive and sticking it to my more successful, put-together sibling. But really, this whole time, I’ve just been a huge shithead. But moving forward, I’m going to be better.”
