2-Pack: Presto Dorothy Rapid Cold Brewer
Our Take
- 25ish minutes for cold brew
- It’s not instant, but it’s less than 12 hours
- Can also mix other stuff
- Also just a tornado machine
- The IRK? It’s over yonder!
Feel the Love: a Vaguely Valentine's-Themed Meh-rathon
How to spice up your love life with a Presto Dorothy Rapid Cold Brewer
- Set your Presto Dorothy Cold Brewer to make some cold brew so you and your beloved can drink it after you make love. It only takes about 25 minutes to make, after all!
- Make love to your beloved.
- Wait twenty-two minutes.
- Enjoy some cold brew.
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What’s a Meh-rathon?
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