2-Pack: Night Stars Flickering LED Candles with Red Lasers and Remote
- It’s like a candle plus a laser light show
- Also, minus the danger of flames
Mixed Blessings: a Cyber Monday Meh-rathon
Some bad news and some good news.
Generally:
BAD NEWS: There are no IRKs in this Meh-rathon.
GOOD NEWS: We’re selling an IRK as the daily deal over on SideDeal.
BAD NEWS: It costs $50.
GOOD NEWS: If you spend $99.99 (or more) on stuff in this Meh-ration, you’ll be refunded $50. In other words, you get your IRK for free if you buy a bunch of stuff here.
More specifically, about the product:
BAD NEWS: The lasers are more like laser lights, so sorry to all the evil geniuses out there looking for a new super weapon.
GOOD NEWS: It’s the perfect gift to tell that special someone: “I don’t really trust you around flames.”