2-Pack: Night Stars Flickering LED Candles with Red Lasers and Remote

  • It’s like a candle plus a laser light show
  • Also, minus the danger of flames
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Mixed Blessings: a Cyber Monday Meh-rathon

Some bad news and some good news.

Generally:

BAD NEWS: There are no IRKs in this Meh-rathon.
GOOD NEWS: We’re selling an IRK as the daily deal over on SideDeal.
BAD NEWS: It costs $50.
GOOD NEWS: If you spend $99.99 (or more) on stuff in this Meh-ration, you’ll be refunded $50. In other words, you get your IRK for free if you buy a bunch of stuff here.

More specifically, about the product:

BAD NEWS: The lasers are more like laser lights, so sorry to all the evil geniuses out there looking for a new super weapon.
GOOD NEWS: It’s the perfect gift to tell that special someone: “I don’t really trust you around flames.”

So far today...

  • 88832 of you visited.
  • 39% on a phone, 1% on a tablet.
  • 309 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 125 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $2367 total.
  • (including shipping)

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