2-Pack: Mophie 10,000mAh 3-Amp USB-C Power Banks
The Zaggs in the Walls
Hey hey, it’s a ZAGG-RATHON! You like charging things? You like hearing things? You like lights? You like amateurish psychological/cosmic horror stories? Well, do we have the event for you. 24 hours of nonstop Mophie, Braven, Halo, and iFrogz accessories! Get ’em while they are hot, because we got this food heating lamp at a discount, so it’ll probably die any second, but hey, we’re selling all day!
Mr. Lyle Beckett Kromrad,
It is with a heavy heart that I write to you on this day.
Your esteemed grandfather, Sir Mophie Kromrad, has passed.
As you are surely aware, Sir Kromrad amassed a considerable fortune from his mining operations in old Sumer.
In his will, he bequeathed to you not only a large portion of this fortune but also his lavish, if isolated, estate.
Please contact me at your earliest convenience, Mr. Kromrad, so that I may turn over the keys to your grandfather’s estate.
Regards,
Giuseppe, the Groundskeeper
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
