2-Pack: Men's Members Only Cotton Jersey Jogger, Lounge or Pajama Pants
- Pants of various kinds
- All of a comfy sort
You Probably Shouldn't Have
You might be thinking, “Say pal, where might I find myself one of those wacky IRK bags?” They are here, but there’s a catch, because we enjoy to both torment and reward you. I suggest you read that page carefully. Now, on with this mess:
“Happy Valentines Day, dear!”
“Oh, honey, you really didn’t have to get me anything…”
“Well, you know I’m just a SUPER thoughtful person. And believe me, you are gonna FLIP when you see what I got you.”
“Okay…”
“And here it is, your very own: Men’s Members Only Cotton Pants!“
“Do I need to apply to membership somewhere to wear these?”
“Nope, you’ve already got a membership to my heart.”
“Wow, they’ll let just about anyone in.”
