Deuce-Pack: Luxury Self-Cleaning Bidet Attachment

Our Take

  • Easily attaches to your toilet
  • Adjustable water pressure and angle to suit any butthole, from the delicate to the grizzled
  • Paper’s not enough
  • You get 2 of them
  • Model: 4-WH0L3-N3W-B1D4Y
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A Sink For Your Butt

In honor of these Luxury Self-Cleaning Bidet Attachments (a deuce-pack, get it?) and “Gotta Eat Em All” (two fun food-related Pokémon designs currently for sale on Mediocritee), we present:

Another Putty-Brained Pokémon Joke

Thus concludes:

Another Putty-Brained Pokémon Joke

And don’t forget: these designs are currently for sale over on Mediocritee!

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  • 515 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $19718 total.
  • (including shipping)

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