2-Pack: Journey Mag All-In-One Magsafe WLS Charger, Wall Adapter & Battery Pack
Our Take
- Wow
- They go from ‘Jukebox Hero’ to this
- Looking for the IRK? It’s right over here!
Two-Packs of Horror: An April Fools’ Meh-rathon
Josh’s pitch
You know what’s a real horror? Dead phone battery. You know who’s a real fool? People who let their phone batteries die.
It’s been a long day.
This one’s probably straight to DVD.
Wait, is that still a thing?
This one’s probably straight to one of those streaming services that comes preloaded on your TV but nobody actually uses.
Either way, it’s called… April Fools!
Sean’s pitch
Thanks to a Magsafe charger, Maggie’s phone is safely charged.
But also, thanks to a prank that opens up a portal to another world, populated by killer squids, Maggie herself is not safe.
Here’s a place for a catchy tagline that leads into… April Fools!
We can all agree, April Fools’ Day is awful on the internet. So we decided, why not make April Fools’ Day more like Halloween? It’s simple. All day long, we’ve got two-packs of products and two pitches for April-Fools’-Day-themed horror movies based on said products. So stick around for great deals and, frankly, terrible movie ideas.
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
