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2-Pack: iZoom Flickering Flame Torches with Stand

  • They’re little twinkling flame lights
  • Without, you know, the set-stuff-on-fire risk
  • Deck out your deck
  • Model: WMTT36006, because We’re Making Them Twinkle until the year 36006
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The Flame Game

In honor of this 2-pack of i-Zoom Flame Torches (2 AA batteries gets you 600 hours of light) and “Turnips Turn Up” (two hilarious Animal Crossing inspired designs currently for sale on Mediocritee), we present:

A Fantastically Unfunny Farming Joke

Thus concludes:

A Fantastically Unfunny Farming Joke

And don’t forget: these designs are currently for sale over on Mediocritee!

So far today...

  • 60328 of you visited.
  • 49% on a phone, 4% on a tablet.
  • 3946 clicked meh
  • on this deal.

And you bought...

  • 737 of these.
  • Deal ended .
  • That’s $12306 total.
  • (including shipping)

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