2-Pack: Health & Health Infrared Thermometer

  • Taking someone’s temperature? TOUCHING THEM?!
  • No way!
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Endless Jokes: a Meh-rathon!

How many paranoid androids with the bends does it take to fight off the karma police, on a battleground among some fake plastic trees?

We set up the joke, which everyone knows is the hard part. Now, all you need to do is help us out with the ending. So go ahead and post your best punch lines in the comments. And keep checking back for more great deals and unfinished jokes all day long!

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  • 57076 of you visited.
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  • 14 of these.
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