2-Pack: HBN Outdoor Light Timer
Our Take
- Great for the holiday season
- But there are other uses for them, too
- The IRK? It’s over yonder!
Feel the Love: a Vaguely Valentine's-Themed Meh-rathon
How to spice up your love life with HBN Outdoor Light Timers
- Set up some lights outside your beloved’s window.
- Have them turn on late at night and then turn right off.
- When your beloved wakes you to tell you what happened, say, “Oh, it was only a bad dream, honey! But now that you’re awake, let’s have a deep, thoughtful conversation.”
Stick around for more deals you’re going to absolutely love! And by ‘absolutely love’ we mean ‘hopefully tolerate.’
Meh-rathon
What’s a Meh-rathon?
Normally, Meh is all about one deal per day—simple. But sometimes, we throw that out the window. A Meh-rathon is an all-day gauntlet of nonstop deals. One after another, untill we run out of stuff (or patience). It's chaotic. It's fun. It's a terrible way to shop responsibly. You've been warned.
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