2-Pack: Gloue 3000 Volt Rechargeable Electric Fly Swatters with Stands
- Smack and zap
- Three layer safety net
- Can be positioned as a bug zapper overnight with stand and UV light
You Probably Shouldn't Have
You might be thinking, “Say pal, where might I find myself one of those wacky IRK bags?” They are here, but there’s a catch, because we enjoy to both torment and reward you. I suggest you read that page carefully. Now, on with this mess:
“Happy Valentines Day, dear!”
“Oh, honey, you really didn’t have to get me anything…”
“Well, you know I’m just a SUPER thoughtful person. And believe me, you are gonna FLIP when you see what I got you.”
“Okay…”
“And here it is, your very own: 2-Pack Gloue 3000 Volt Rechargeable Electric Fly Swatters with Stands!“
“Oh? Oh. Things are gonna be SPICY in the bedroom tonight…”