Heads Up

Here is a photo of John Voigt from the first Mission Impossible film, released in 1996. He was 57 at the time. Here is a photo of Tom Cruise in the last Mission Impossible film, released in 2018. He was 56 when it came out.

And sure, there’s probably an enormous team of personal trainers, nutritionists, plastic surgeons, and video editors who earn a very comfortable living keeping the latter, someone who’s nearly a sexagenarian, looking so great, but that’s not the point. The point is your toothbrush head is, unfortunately, going to age like a Voigt, not a Cruise.

And so, that’s why it’s important for us to mention that each toothbrush in this 2-pack comes with EIGHT (!!!) brush heads. I.e. if you purchase this deal, you will receive SIXTEEN (!!!) total brush heads. And this, to us, is the most important feature to highlight here.

Yes, more important than the impressive 40,000 strokes per minute. Yes, more important than the five high-performance modes. Yes, more important than the UV cleaning case.

Because the brush head is where all that impressive power and all those impressive features actually meet your teeth. And so, for the same reason you wouldn’t want to drive a Ferrari on four spare tires, you shouldn’t waste all those strokes and all those modes and all that germ-killing power on some tangled mess of bristles that needed to be replaced a half-decade ago.

Of course, eight heads is not the same as infinite heads. But it’s enough to make a habit of changing them. That means, when you finally run out, you’re more likely to go get more, so you can keep enjoying that fresh brush head feeling every few months.

Or maybe you won’t. Maybe you’ll follow the appropriate schedule for the first seven brush heads and then ride that eighth one for a few years. But that’s on you. Because we’ve done our part: we’ve given you SIXTEEN brush heads! (Oh, yeah, and also two really good toothbrushes, too. Probably should mention that once more.)