2-Pack: Ecoegg Laundry Egg (420 Loads)
- 210 loads per egg
- Sustainable, refillable, reusable
- Seriously, you just throw this thing in the laundry. No additional detergent necessary.
- Can it make a margarita? It can make short work of a margarita stain. (Maybe. Those can be pretty persistent.)
This Could Get Ugly
High-stakes political operatives. Revolutionaries. Dissident journalists in totalitarian states.
There are jobs and then there are jobs.
And in the daily deal retail business, it’s relatively uncommon for us to get too tied up in high-stakes global machinations that bend the arc of history and maybe lead to having the brake lines cut in your car.
But here we are.
Because on most days, when we go toe-to-toe with some formidable (or not-so-formidable) retail entity, the potential consequences are relatively benign.
The closest we usually get to slinging a David-and-Goliath-style stone at a terrifying corporate hegemon is talking shit on Apple when we have to point out how we managed to hook our customers up with phone chargers better than their $60 ones for like nine bucks. Even then, it’s not like this is the Steve Jobs era where someone is going to get their feelings hurt and buy our company out from under us just to fire us all on an awkward elevator ride. Plus if Tim Cook had it in him to menace rabble-rousers, he probably would have been recruited to run Boeing by now.
(cough)
Anyway, maybe we’ll take on Big Tech another day. Because today we’re coming for Big Laundry.
Together, these two palm-sized laundry eggs deliver 420 loads of clean clothes. Just to be super clear, that doesn’t mean that you pour detergent in every time. They just work, over and over again, thanks to the borderline magical cleaning powder contained in the subversive little stones inside each one.
We’re pretty sure that the inventor of these things probably started out by trying to sell the technology to one of the big detergent companies with the fancy scents and non-threatening mascots. We’re also pretty sure that the response to that offer came in the form of a horse’s head in someone’s bed.
So here we are. Fighting the power in what little way we can, at least until someone makes us an offer we can’t refuse.
